rainy days and mondays

i'm updating! instead of starting on my ever-increasing pile of hw.
i mean. honestly. i think there should be a limit for the amount of hw we can receive daily.
let's just hope mr wong doesnt want his hw anytime soon.

i just HAD to blog. i watched the stupidest movie ever (and no, i dont mean scary movie 3. hey, that was educational - anatomy and jigglyness of the female body from a horny, presumably male perspective)
it was titled 'love on a diet'. seriously disturbing. and upsetting. i swear, if not for the hot actors.....

hee. today (well, today as of half an hour ago) was andrew's bday.
we had delumptious choc cake. yummmmmm.
it was so sinfully good
did you have a bit?
it was one of the most fattening things i've had for Ages. and it was worth it!

maybe i'm also a wee bit deprived of chocs. i've now started on a box of chocs in the fridge. there are like, 5 in there??

are you stressed about swimming gala? i am. please say you are.

it better not flood in pahang. seriously. =( please.

beach boys and bikini gals

hrm.
i got chucked into the pool.
=(
my shirt was white.
(clue : the msg said BRING swimming stuff, not WEAR swimming stuff. URGH)
and they removed my skirt.

i feel violated.
the only plus point is that almost everyone got the big splash style pool dunking too! and the half-raping.

hahah
but it was whacky fun. i love yi shen's house. amazing.
and there's a glass thingy surrounding the pool!!!!!!
maybe i'm sakai.
just a bit.

they wanted to watch porn, but tak jadi... so we watched scary movie 3!!! its obscene. silicon implants much? i mean. the lady's boobs were practically floating!! heh.

i havent watched porn yet. one day maybe.
you know what? guys talk about their assets as if referring to a WMD. crazy. (cue : weng pipes up "WEAPONS OF MASS PRODUCTION!!"

and i just have to mention. ks forgot something, and really traumatised sze. XD. i'm sorry. it HAD to be mentioned.

anyway, i'm unshowered, and its 11.30. signing off!

beach boys and bikini gals

hrm.
i got chucked into the pool.
=(
my shirt was white.
(clue : the msg said BRING swimming stuff, not WEAR swimming stuff. URGH)
and they removed my skirt.

i feel violated.
the only plus point is that almost everyone got the big splash style pool dunking too! and the half-raping.

hahah
but it was whacky fun. i love yi shen's house. amazing.
and there's a glass thingy surrounding the pool!!!!!!
maybe i'm sakai.
just a bit.

they wanted to watch porn, but tak jadi... so we watched scary movie 3!!! its obscene. silicon implants much? i mean. the lady's boobs were practically floating!! heh.

i havent watched porn yet. one day maybe.
you know what? guys talk about their assets as if referring to a WMD. crazy. (cue : weng pipes up "WEAPONS OF MASS PRODUCTION!!"

anyway, i'm unshowered, and its 11.30. signing off!

me! me!

ive a funny story to tell.
yesterday, we had sej as usual. and the typical questioning before the lesson really begins.
anyhow. the first question was to name the 5 countries in a.t. which were dijajah. or something lk that. hehe. anyway, it being the first q, it was the easiest.
so generally, ppl rush to raise their hands for the first question.
which they did.
and one Brilliant Young Man (think kai sheng?) who was too tall and sitting right below the fan lifted his arm and dropped it the next second, shrieking OW!!!!!

ehhe.
it might not sound funny, its the kind of thing you have to watch to laugh at.
the weirdest thing? his hands are still intact! hmm.

i need harimau swimmers. yes this is shameless. i NEED swimmers. especially girls, but not except guys. HELP! =(