do the locomotion with meee....

hee! am suffering from a cold and peeling nose! (amazingly, i got the cold in the fraking plane. how unfortunate is that anyway?! hv been sleeping lk a pig! whee! its been sofa (or is it sopha?!) city for me the past few nights. tits nice. dillon(the cat) rules the house here. i think i've swallowed enough of his hair to form three furballs in my stomach. seriously, trying to sleep last nite i mustve spat out lk 5 of his hairs? and he has unlimited access to the entire house. on beds. even when ppl are sleeping on them. on tables. on the sofa. on laps. EVERYWHERE. seriously, this must be the 20th-century version of cat worshipping.
anyway, yesterday we walked from battersea (we walked to the park, then here and there... a very roundabout way to end up in piccadily). which we've done before, and i daresay previously i enjoyed it, but this time is was so insanely effing cold and dad was walking at, say, the pace of an overturned tortoise? he was being such a pain and he wouldnt walk faster and my face and hands were numb so i ran to pizza express to get a hot chocolate. he thought i was being a pain and called me 'mang czang', but honestly, if i waited there for him i'd have frozen. was not thinking very pleasant things of my father. just because he was feeling warm. *grumble* i will never EVER marry. unless i find mr Right. whee! and mr Right would've stopped when he noticed that both my mom and i had red noses. i mean!
nxt weekend its brussels for us. only for 2 days tho. i think. think chocs. whee!i miss my gaffy baby. and muf and nel and the terapins and my messy home where at i hv a nice cushy bed! and i miss the malaysian weather. hot and humid. better for skin.
and the heat! terrible at times, but still.........
i LOVE 8 simple rules! so nice to watch.
i have to go tanak the nasi. in 5 mins. off i go!

the second one!

weng is mean and nasty and horrible and a big bully! *sticks tongue out* apparently my last post aas dissatisfactory and therefore not counted! *rushes to save my waistline* (now he's threatening my THIGH inches. that boy is pure evil!)


i shall try to write about something less on-the-surface-ish.

how can you change other people's impressions of you? what if you dont like the reputation you;ve gained? i'm sure it can be changed. but i know it'll take time to change the reputation you've gained. and yet, it may be absolutely neccessary to. because even if it just is a facade, it does affect you really somehow? it affects the way people communicate to you, and the way you are treated, the things they expect of you. and personally, i'm sick of being seen so shallow, horny and obsessed. there's more to me than that. i know. rather- i used to know,-now i'm not so sure.
numa numa numanye............
i really dont have anything to say (well, that'd i'd put online for the biggest bullies to read! i dont mind everything but, well, some things just...)


suffice to say, from now on i will try to be a Deep Person. i will try to concentrate on school-related stuff. i will try to be a more all-rounder person. i will be good daughter.
ah wth, i just argued with my mom. yay. i think the people above 40 in this house need to know the meaning of "private" and "personal".

hopelessly devoted....

right. i'm allergic to something. i just dont know what! my lips! theyre swelling up. and my face has rashes! okay. there had so NOT better be a hot guy on my flight. ARGH! bah. humbug.
i actually dont have much to say =s.... havent been going out and all? and i'm blogging bcos some BULLY (wengcoughweng) has said that i'd grow fatter if i didnt. HMPH. just cos he;s thin. =d evil nasty bully!
i will not bite my swollen lip...... i.will.not.bite.my.swollen.lip. ARGGGH its itchy!
baseball. i wonder what compelled ppl to relate doing *it* with that game. anyway, from what i just heard today (i dont know, right or wrong? i'mtooinnocentyesmeyes.) the bases!
1st base.... is hugging and kissing
2nd base.... is making out (whats that?!=s)
3rd base.... is playing and touching each other tat sort of thing
4th base.... is sex

okay. my neck is starting to itch! AUUUUUUURGHHH
weng is threatening to add 137 inches to my waist! sniffle
my neck! okay. i love my cat. gaffy is the greatest. lalalallaa.
i cannot wait for tmrw!!!!!!! but yet i can... i dunno i wanna go and not go. aiiks nvm.

corrosive. explosive. toxic/poisonous. flammable. harmful/irritant. radioactive. embarassing.

i'm sleepy and i think i'm a bit sick! =p am sposed to be at the workshop but.... well. i thought i had a music lesson at 6.30 today!! so being the nice *punctual* girl i am, i turned up at my music school at 6.35.... to have a very embarassed teacher inform me that my lesson was actually at 5.30 today. oh brilliant! so embarrassing laaaaaaaa. (but if it was at 5.30, i couldnt go anwyay, my mom went out till lk 6ish anyway, leaving me home alone? hm.) so i couldve gone back after accounts to sleep and then go for the workshop tonite, but we needed to buy some things from telawi bfore uk and all so..... byebye workshop! good thing tho, seeming as my mind currently is about as active as a packet of cotton wool.
accounts is very..... well book keeping, is very, very, very, very, cheong hei. catatan bergu is a very very mafan process =p
i want to read Kafka on the Shore! gah it looks interesting and yet i have to save it for the plane flight! *pout*
stayed up till 2 last night reading! i love Seven Tears into the Sea. whee!! quite trashy. so feel good. i have never read To Kill A Mockingbird. it's supposed to be one of those Deep Books. but most deep books have very thought-provoking endings.. and those endings arent dont make me feel very happy. =) maybe i'm just shallow. in fact, i probably am. but i dont really think those ppl going around indirectly implying that they are deeper than others, i dont think those ppl are really deep. or maybe its just me. maybe theyre just so deep they cant help realising it. yeah.
i love bouncing on the exercise ball. havent done that for a long long time.
i'm scared. what if i dont get seven As for pmr!??! what if i dont even get 6 As? what if i drop and i start laxing and i just keep dropping lk a hot potato and finally i wont be kiasu and i'll just grow up a failure and flunk spm and a lvls and uni and and and. nvm. i will just clamp my mouth now. suffice to say, at the moment i canNOT stand any self assured i-am-going-to-get-7As-for-pmr person. how can you be so sure?! what if you think you're going to get 7As, and you start feeling so confident, and then they read out the names and yours isnt there? the shattering of ego must really suck =s i'm so worried =s.
anyway, i need a shower. whee!

i believe i can fly! watch me!

gof was good! cedric was hot! it was so sad when he died..... =( *sniffsniff* cho was pretty! hermione too, but i think cho was prettier? they needed more tom felton laAAa...... i mean, honestly!! in the few shots they had of him he looked so so so hot! gah! =p but i Did have nice company watching the movie? =p altho that company kept staring when hagrid and the olympe ( i think?!) woman were dancing... where was his head hmm? tsk. it was funny tho!!!! the very first shot of harry potter was very... ahahah. put it this way! this girl near me shrieked "OMG he;s SO ugly!" and halfway thru the movie, very heavy breathing could be heard. methinks it was coming from a man at the end of my row.......... poor guy must've been very bored.
my cat's next to me. shall pretend i do not notice so i dont get scolded or scratched. whee!
i dont really have anything to say. do i? hm. =s

do you believe?

wheee!! (no slang, right?) yesterday night i went to my auntie michelle's dinner. i sat on the kid's table (since, well, i AM a kid). let's just say that the 12-year-olds in the Fong clan enjoy poking straws into watermelon - so that bits of the juicy red watermelon slice is stuffed into the unwilling straw (apparently watermelon isn't just for eating! it doubles as very 'efficient' ammo...) and then blowing into the straw.... you do the math =p..... anyway! this other guy-kevin toong i think? =s was their target tonight. his chair after the dinner. quite a sight. bits of watermelon on the seat. ew. but lucky for me i was not the only girl on the table! was talking to keisher? (i dont know how how it's spelt, i just know it's pronounced kay-sher.....) she's 15 and about 5'7". eRm. yes i do feel quite the shortie! she was telling me about how one day she saw a bunch of girls rubbing her brother's hair (head hair, in case any perv thinks sideways =P)and calling him 'lengchai'. she was quite amused and traumatised! (well her brother has 'gaya'.... but cute? i wouldnt know. so not a paedophile..)
the wedding was so very different! it was buffet for starters. and after the dinner they played something like 'mr and mrs'. the audience asks the couple questions and they have to write their answers down, later exchange and read out aloud. ;) well, i now know that the groom has(/had, i didn't quite pay attention to the mc as i had to seek napkin-shelter from the melon-loaded-straws being blown in my direction.) well, yeah. the groom has/d 3 nipples. and that apparently his thing is around 15 cm. and that the bride has no armpit hair (lucky isnt she!) and her most sensitive spot is her underarm, not her nipple (the groom's answer). nice.
and of course, another taboo-violation. there was a table full of gays. 100% male occupancy. of course that doesn't imply that they're gay, but apparently my uncle saw two of them kissing. go figure. and there was a hot girl performing onstage as entertainment (well, more like hitting on the groom in front of the bride to see her reaction. oh and HIS reaction. she even went Down There... (although pants stayed on at all times. underaged beings were present!) well! turns out the hot girl, well, want really a girl. =p yes oh yes. vicious. but it may be just rumours. probably is too....
anyway, after THat part, they started dancing. everyone was invited to dance, lights were dimmed, and disco music was played. DISCO. with grannies and aunties and uncles dancing. quite the sight! =p. my family then made a quiet escape to the Safe Music-free Outside. where most left-footed guests had escaped to.
and today i went shopping! shall not bother blogging abt it. enough with the grandmother tales!

even the nights are better

bahhh.... hols = boring!
last nite i stayed up till 6. =o my oh my. fine. i actually slept at lk 1230,1ish? then was awakened at 2.50ish, and yeah... i canNOT believe it! the latest i;ve ever stayed up until! lol!
i hate it when i have to act as the parent-sitter. lets just put it this way - this month i discovered that males DO get paranoid. (hah, that puts them in a more humane light, well, yes?) and this thing, this male paranoia, doesnt stop after being married for well over 25 yrs. pesky. ANYWAY. BAH, humbug.
and i have a wedding dinner to attend. my grandauntie's daughter. which would make her my errRrm. =s. grandcousin. wait. that can't be right. is it auntie? i know i'd probly call her auntie altho i nvr DO talk to her at all.. i don't know. shall not display stupidity by trying to guess. she's marrying an ang mo! apparently my granduncle (her father) mumbles curses at the ang mo every time he sees his daughter.. lol!
i was just thinking. there's only one guy i know who remembers important dates =s. (lk bdays? =p) and that's shen! lol! i mean, honestly! i remember very VERy clearly one day my mom just brought back loads of stuff (it was on sale) and she had pressies for all of us... my dad was lk "why suddenly go shopping wan?!". boyo, did my mom enjoy herself. she got up, pointed a finger (index!! its a good finger!! =p) at my dad and said "HAH! I KNEW YOU FORGOT! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!" the look on my dad's face. priceless. she should've told me to get a camera.
i'm bored. =( my thighs are a bit tired. =s. walking up to bsc, shopping a bit, having to comb the entire building abt 3 times, walking down, and practically jogging back up to go into rsh then almost immediately coming down... errh. you try it.
what can i wear tonite?!
my waist has expanded a bit... making love out of nothing at all! ohmygosh it's SO nice.
okay. i must try to type and talk and write in proper english. no more slang-y language for me. really. =p oh and no expressions in the middle of sentences. really. =)
i cant wait for my london trip! i canNOT stand bieng the only one under 35 in the house! can die wor like this. oh wait no slang. being the only human under 35 in my house is positively harmful, toxic, and carcinogenic.
am staying very very far away from the weighing scale. i think i shall bring a measuring tape when i go to london. just to avoid gaining the waist inches. measuring tapes shouldn't lie!
taking cpe soon. there are exactly two of us taking it this hol. LOL! so lifeless, isn't it...
this holiday, i will not gain waist inches. but i will gain hip and chest inches. this holiday, i will read deep and insightful books. and i will grow taller. and i will tidy the house more. and i will spend time with both family and friends. lots.
anwyay! i said i'd tidy the house right? sighs. but i've got the wedding dinner.. =s. oh well. off i go!

total eclipse of the heart

air supply... =D
anyway, today we went ou!! arcade... OMG i mustve spent lk 8 bucks there?! total waste of money, so i decided to pass on bowling. no offence but one game of bowling for around rm6?! daylight robbery. fine. enjoyment robbery, future robbery, profiting out of life savings. lol! that being saif.....
anyway! ly and i, feeling parched and slightly hungry, set off to buy drinks from orange julius!! shall i mention that fadly, he guy with his name happily showing on the cashier tillbox (?!) was a LOUSY shopkeeper guy thingy?! i mean. at first he just wasn't there! so ly and i walked about trying to find another drinks place. then suddenly ly pointed, the guy was there!!!! so we ran ran ran ran ran there. big surprise, still no guy. after a while of shrieking "HELLOOOO?!?!?!", finally fadly emerged. he was very nicely crouching on the floor, methinks trying not to layan us, and hiding. "sorry" he goes. we place our orders (one tripleberry, one strawberry banana). he presses a few keys on the comp (he takes around 20 minutes to do that) and asks for 22.05 (here ly and i dubiously handed over the money to him, that's a lot of dough for a teenie drink, isnt it?). Fadly starts making drink. mine. (he takes about what feels like 25 mins-it felt it, maybe longer-.) in the meantime ly points out that 7 + 7 = 14, and 15%-ish tax does NOT make it 22.05... the bill is scrutinised. AH! FAdly, in all his fantasic brillliance, has keyed in one tripleberry and two banana smoothies! AH. the brilliance. we harass him a bit about it. he says okay and continues making the second drink. whee. finally i stop him halfway and demand the money. he makes a joke me relaxing as he's about not to go anywhere. (altho finding him later would be quite the task, non?=p) so yeah we had to wait there AGES while he made the drinks and returned the moeny. whee.
anyway!!! =p we had a&w lunch.. (again.) except the pk and the jy (burger king) and the ew, mel, al (yoshinoyA...XD) but yeah! zulle's bag (or rather, lim something's bag?!?!!) had an issue of Men's Health. one article featuring Unforgettable Sex. undoubtedly, the page wj was most interested in. the page wj stared at with unconcealed interest. jy too. guys *snort* =P
then... chicken little!!!! (ACE!! ABBIIIEEE!! ACEEE!!! ABBIIEEE!! *pants*) *cough* ANYWAY! i sat in a couple's seat... with ly and tara! (jealous, ppl? =p) the couple's seat is SO much nicer... damn much space comparatively!! the armrest thing inbetween can be lifted up!! we did that... and then we shared the two seater. omg, there was SO much space even tho there were 3 of us in a two-seater! plenty of space for couples to... *aHEM--NVM.*
and after the cinema etc etc shen came..lampposted the couple.. i do Not make obscene noises... *pulls face* and girls are Not programmed to lick/suck ice cream.... just saying. =) then i had to go cari my dad and i got lost!!!! my theory that no matter which exit you use, if its on ground floor it's fine, was very, VERY wrong. it resulted in me walking the entire bottom half of ou trying to get a way out to meet my dad! my poor overused thighs. =( and OMG the amount of shops i saw on the way! so many were on sale! omgg they were calling my name but my dad was waiting and all... but! there was wh! uggh... =( and so many shop-able shops! =( =( oh well. the point is i finally got my way out! and i think i may have gained about 0.00000000001% more knowledge on how to use directories. whee! one days i'll conquer map-reading. one day!
whee. of course the cinema was very cold. and i was positively freezing while hving my orange julius =( no body-warmer!! =( OH WELL!!!
ugggh. i have two stupid new pieces. oh well i guess it'll be fun learning them!! =D if you cant beat it, join it? =p
oh. "making love out of nothing at all"-air supply. the lyrics... "i know just where to touch you?!" did i hear right?!~ =s

horny granny

i have about 16 more days to finish and polish my commmonwealth essay. ahh screw it. flush. i HATE writing essays. and the bloody cpe! i so hope i do well for it.. =) i really want to do well for it.
whoo! sign me up for the next war!!
llalalla. i lOVE mulan's grandmother.
shen has the loveliest collection of songs!!!!!! =D =D absolutely gorgiegorgie!!
i LOVE disney!
i miss dimitri. the anastascia character!!! whee!! now that was a hot animation... not john smith or shang!!! =p
WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in short i didnt do anything interesting today)

yummy yummy fruitcake!!

wengs latest obsession : house.
wheee!
i'm so bored. hols are SO boring.
lalalalalalallalalalala
theres this crazy beatle song - "i am a walrus!" XD XD cant help rmbing the crazy guys in class calling us all walrus lobster crab prawn dll.. WheEEEE!!!
homeward bound. i love my parents!! :D
ooh nice candles from the wedding!! my parents were lk "you can give one of these candles to *bleeep*" EEERRRRRR. gayness? i mean the candles are in the shape of roses. for a guy? RIIIGHT.
anyway. so fun...
going to UK soon!!! wheeEEE!!! =) well FINE... in abt 18-20 days time?! but thts not the point! ooh.... what should i wear?! ooh probly will go visit my dads old school =p whee? and concord college. soudns v malaysian-adapted to be honest.
i'm scared to start reading frankenstein.... will i be scared tonite and not be able to sleep?! =s.... i hate all the disturbing books. they haunt you! and they make you think so much abt how horrible humans can be and how its all in our nature... well fine it makes ME feel lk tht.
i've got a terrble new zit! holy crap. this is evil. thank goodness its the hols. whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss school.

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wheee i canNOT blieve i got myself into acc tuition. i mean, its the hols.... =p sighs i spose better than idling aruond,...
(and i do what i do best.. rant)
you know whats irritating? when ppl start talking to you and immediately ask abt one of your frens! its like, they cant even PRETEND that theyre talking to you for more than just finding out more and more info about your friend, you know? take, for example, this.
X:great accounts tuition
X:huh?
X:lol
X:summore ask ly go
me:errm
me:so?
X:hows it gonna do her any good

a-i did not force ly to go, i merely asked. as a matter of fact, i wasnt that keen on it. my mom was....and why blame me man?! and b-how the hell would i know how its gonna do her any good?! it can help it may not! it depends on your pov, and, fuck, i dont really know why i even am there... and i really do not like being treated lk i'm her secretary! i mean she's my close fren, yes. i like her and i guess you could say love her(not THAT way, only as friendsXD), in a normal friend-ish, un-les-ie kinda way. but its so... well i used to be okay with it. but after the hundredth time, i got irritated. after the thousandth time, i got VERY irritated. >(
its fine to listen to guys interested in your frens, it really is! when they talk about their problems its fine, when they talk a while about them, its fine.. but asking stupid questions lk "what do you think of so-and-so" and "what did so-and-so think of the lesson?".... i mean, i'm the girls close fren okay, i'm not her! and asking me stuff lk "how is it gonna do her any good?" well, maybe those guys'd like if i went on "oooh what do you think so-and-so thinks of me?"? lol, i think i'd be instantly blocked.
fong kah ann. 14 yr old girl with a career prospect ahead of her already-as an unwilling PR. yay. and to just imagine earlier while talking to weng i was wondering about my future. lookie lookie now. whoop. i'll just be the walking ly dictionary! =p

good night. acc at 9 tmrw = me waking up at 8 = near impossible feat. yay? *rolls eyes*

talking for the sake of talking

*yawns* i'm sleepy bcos i'm bored... and my brain's starting to feel like it's made out entirely of cobwebs and all =s. i really dont want acc tuition tmrw, but mom says i follow la. whee!!!
kai sheng, being kai sheng, has this fanatic obsession over making sims make out. =s. typical? =p
darren, being darren, has this craze for the ding dong song. that i shall suppress all feeling and NOT commment on.
it's so freaking sad. i dont wanna grow up. i dont wanna be a f4. i dont want the f4s to be f5s. i dont want the f5s to leave. this yr was great.... i made new frens! (wm! shen! darren! nickq! got to know classmates better! su lin!![that stupendously tall beruang girl whom i cant believe i only got to nkow this yr!] minde!) the actually helping out a *bit* in hse deco... learning more chinese words and phrases! (not all of them good, mind.. yuen fang? =p) the usiking of ms tok! they even got her to change her wardrobe and add stuff in and change her hairstyle!this yr certainly was eventful for me.. all the charity drives and all. the embarrassing moments =p. the shopping for a swimsuit with my mom and auntie in FAJAR, TAIPING, OF ALL PLACES. (*innocent look as i try to not picture the sakainess i must radiate now**further innocent looks as i try not to seem insulting*) the sudden lazing in studies... and the sudden realisation that my future seems dead. XD oh well, enjoy the present while possible? =p peter pan. i envy you! partially. but i guess part of me really would hate not being able to grow up settle down have kids (no ADD ones tho, pls?! nice normal good ones!)
speaking of peter pan, i wonder if he had reached puberty before flying off to neverland. based on the cartoon, i'd doubt it. but the movie! with jeremy sumpter! fine. nvm. i am innocent minded.
john smith has a VERY retangular face btw... (note this esp, su lin! hee!=D) its like, |_| that. not the exact description of appealing.. and the thomas guy is SO much cuter! (not saying much weeeiii! ahahah!)
and as i'm typing this my mom's going on abt me needing to prepare for spm, somehow.
my neighbours have finally decided to retire to bed after an exhausting night filled with firecrackers exploding at what sounds dangerously near to my house. but then they always do play with firecrackers. once they played ridiculously late at night and woke up many many ppl and their pets.... my mom heard some lady yelling "i'll report you to the police!!!!!" lol i wonder how they got them....
anwyay its freaking late, and i just had an un-nice experience... so.... =p