just called to say.

watch corpse bride today! it was so weird. but cool. altho way too short. and my head got whacked. thats it, the nxt movie i got to none of my frens are sitting bhind me. really. its no fun. *censor* and *censor* were holding hands! whee! so cute!
anyway, so ly's mom brought both darren and i back. so nice of her la! i mean, her hse so near ou and all.... and she was lk mini-interrogating darren. i think he did well =p XD but you can never tell with mothers..
i've been talking to ks about hate and all lately. its lk a fire. well in my case, and i guess many other ppl's, its like a glowing ember. it builds up before bursting into flame but when its bursts, its got big flames. and no matter how much its hosed down, it's always there, just glowing, dimly and brightly. it can start with hurt feelings, and grow into hate. it just exists. maybe? sigh.
we're contemplating a kitten. and a puppy.
so what if i get bitchy.

the second last day of school. or something lk it.

i have nothing to say.
but i have to rant!
what do you do when a person says hie to you? do you
a) say hi back. or,
b) pick up whatever you;re doing and walk off.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!! nvm, i'm done ranting. as much as i will say anyhow. if you answered a you;re normal if not... well...... *grumbleyourelikemyunclegrumblewhoturnsoffthenetonpurposegrumble*
=)
today was the interschool debate thingy! was okay la a bit boring. i didnt really get convinced by either side during the debate but when the audience spoke up i really did get convinced. lol!
i;ve got a few good dvds to watch. have been stocking up on disney =) now, if only my tv cooperates...
right. i dont have anything to do. so i shall compile a list. (jades influence hee!) a xmas wishlist! (hee? *angel face*) in no order of importance
1. 4 inches of height. i used to wish for seven, but i've become more realistic. by 0.000001%. =). the 4 inches may come off my waist. at the same time, the inches of thighs and face and neck may go to ermm. (bisik bisik) ie a perfect figure and nice height.
2. those dratted 7 As. i want them all. all SEVEN of them. seven seven seven.
3. its a secret.... =) shhh!
4. this is an unlucky number so i'm not gonna put anything here
5. erm... nice perfume. lk dkny be delicious.
6. a fab pai of jeans! squee!
7. tix to the premiere of GOF in uk. or anywhere with tom felton. whee.
8. incredible smartness (brain transplant!bags i ly's brain!)
9. for all the ppl i lvoe to be happy and content and all =) and of course, to at least lk me too. whee.
10. i spose it would be too much togo on abt uni and career life and all. so i'll just settle with saying harimau winning the hse cup. =)

in my defence, it's a wish list. it doesn;t always Have to make sense =p

go go power rangers? lol!

talentine was really fun!!
shens band was damn freaking chunted! =) GO GO POWER RANGERS?! (hee!)
and i say ahh. during the dance category. i was sitting nxt to a bunch of guys so horny and aroused by staring at the cheras girl's chest. the poor girl must've felt so violated. and i think they were horny and excited enough to tfk right there and then =s. especially darren! OMG that guy was lk so so efffing excited he just went gaga and stared the entire time. wait, not just that. he was telling them all his observations. (apparently one girl wasnt wearing a bra. he spent the rest of their performance drooling. but panda just told me, she was wearing a bra. he saw the strap..lol) that being said, darren wasn't the only guy going horny there..... panda and wai ming were getting so so insanely horny. (fine panda not that much, but wai ming almost drooled when i said tht i thought she was a harimau swimmer...) and ly was saying kai sheng was trying to see who the girl was too. in fact, the only unhorny males (that i could see) at that point were tung shen and jy. (maybe jy was just not showing horniness cos he was lk sitting near pickles-i saw i saw!! horh!!! XD even tho i offered my seat to jy summore!! double horh! =D)
do not order any eggy drinks in duviet or wtv the name of the vietnamese restaurant in bv is. it is tres sucky! (the best eggy drink is from some other shop in perth. forgot what restaurant! hee. had lk egg, orange, milk, dunno what. but was fab! the best drink in taiping is umbella or something lk that. freaky good!) *barfs out weird bad excuse for a nice eggy drink*
anyway! toodlees?

it waits for no man

='( life is short isnt it. should get stuff done straightaway rather than delay delay delay it. apparently sometimes people can tell when their time is about coming. as in right before, they wake their spouse up and say sweet stuff and sk their spouse tyo hold them and all. its sweet! but its scary. i wonder how they can tell and all. it really sounds as tho they can. i know i'm drifting off into waaaay future here but i hope when its my time, i know it soon enough to say something. more importantly and selfishly, i hope that at least five people would feel genuinely affected (negatively, i'm selfish so yeah) by my death. i hope at least five people are positively affected by my life. =) make any sense?
i hope i'll be financially capable of taking care of my parents. in a job with a steady income and not too long hours so i can spend time with family too.
but that's so definitely many yrs ahead of present time. splat. i wouldnt want to fall into a ditch would i!
with such a conclusion in mind, i resolve to give my pets their long-deserved shower tmrw. i resolve to take the morning walk with my parents tmrw. i resolve to give marc his medal tmrw. i resolve to (try!) being a nice person tmrw onwards. equally importantly, i resolve to stop wengs silly bully kahann campaign. for the sake of my hair, which might be thinning esp if weng starts this campaign.
speaking of which. some ppl tell others downright lies to make them feel uneasy (teasing sorta) and at the same time the same person tells other ppl what he/she reallly thinks of them. so it's hard to fathom whether they're treating you the latter or the former. =s. those ppl really confuse me and make me feel uneasy. lol! and then some frens will tell you white lies to make you feel better! which really, altho not true and might cause ego inflation, it can make a persons day. and some are just plain mean to a point of neccessary avoidance. wait why am i talking abt this.
right. i better get going. shower dinner condolences.

so fun!!!

the myth was reaallly, really good!! lol! even tho it was in canto. thank goodness for subtitles.
i'm sorry weng! =( but the myth was really good? hee.
arcade games were tempting. not really me but i figure one day i'll try it la. when there are no guys to make fun of me =p lol!
we were doing the basketball game thingy..... and then this zulle goes and throws the ball so that it bounces back at us!!!! XDXDXD!!! and then dunno one of the balls we threw got stuck there. whee? btw, how is it possible to score abt 131 points within 60 seconds?! thts mad! lol.
goal was good too!! such a nice ending. and italiannies, omg, such a nice homey restaurant!!!!! so cool ly and i shared this reaalllly creamy large portion of spaghetti... zulle didnt really want to share since she was very hungry... but her portion was lk.... BIG. XD. they bought a cake... which the very silly restaurant ppl brought with an unlit candle it was lk ERRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM..... suasana a bit sopilt?! only a bit. but the cake was fab. choc cake *meleleh*
cinemas are cold. very. esp during goal. nvr wear skirts during cinema outings.
anyway, i wore boots today. felt extremely trashy, wanted to switch shoes with someone but zulle was wearing her red shoes so i couldnt really switch with her =s... but the boots were comfy. just theyre not me. me is sneakers and jeans. not skirts and boots. oh well!
apparently min de saw me and said i was short. ='( talk about tactless! evil person. sigh. (its the truth, but i maintain that i am five feet. rounded up of course. =p)
weng is scolding me laa.... why so bad! pft!
so yeah was at ou since lk errm 12.30ish to 9.30. around nine hours! not bad eh, i dont feel tired. =)
my silly lucky sister is going to watch backstreet boys concert! ARRRGH stupid horribly lucky girl! nvm i;d rather today than bsb concert. whee!

on my own

i'm bored boreder boredest.
today monopoly. whoever saw ks and ly play (together, mind) would've thought they were married. and ks going "WE'll buy another house (blabla)" sounded so... LOL he didt emphasize it but it was lk, we. whoa!!! XD ks in charge of the aggresiveness and ly just held all his money, going on abt whether it was going too fast etc. XD
i wanna watch les miserables. =p it has nice songs i think!
quiz harimau got third! so cool lollLL.
i wonder how to get thinner thighs. i mean, dieting doesnt specify thighs now does it. and it might make dieters end up wit no chest.
speaking of chests, today i touched darren's 'chest'. (actually his medal stuffed into his shirt pocket and called chest. it dsnt work btw, it;s not hemispherical. if theres sucha owrd.)
i'm sleepy.
frying eggs make me sleepy =s. weirdness!
okay. quiz today. harimau got thrid?! =p sudoku today. al is damn chun LOL!!! came in with the grid and the math paper and all and the rest of us were lk blurblur.... =p
the prefects today were SO freaking dodgy. lol!
okay. i MUST do something useful today. i can feel the holidays pounds seeping onto my thighs as i type. owie owie yeowie! lalalala. bye bye f3 ='( its so sad. i dont wanna leave this yr!! its the best! i dont want anyone to leave school i dont want our class to split up and separate around the bigbig world.
sighs!! mes bored. me will tidy up old books. really me will.
eeewwww!!!!!! my hands smell of mushrooom now!! bloody egg frying.
its kinda odd. lol.
okay! tidying up i will do!

lurvellie.

bored bored bored school boring home boring yawn yawn lame stupid school with mad drawing competition ideas i threw away mine oh well screw it lalalLAlalalLLALALA!

i wrote in ly's book today!! (ps khu, front page?!!gosh!!)

darren used a groin pad today. did i mention tht stuff lk that should NOT be placed on the canteen table?! gross?! and it was really big. i think he may have bought oversized, but then i wouldn't know, would i!

i need to borrow nancy drew, zulle. need as in need-or-will-die-of-nth-to-do-since-dads-hogging-the-tv.

*yawns*

i wanna buy a bk from times. looked so interesting. go on sale times, hurry!

clavin and hobbes! yummie. isnt calvin so funny? =D

ah wth i'm gna watch my stupid chinese serial.

i'm awake. this is so wrong!

whats torture? being forced awake by a hyper enthu mom at 7.30 on a sunday. SUNDAY. the day i wake up at quarter to 12! ugggh. parents are INSANE. and then being forced to go for a walk w the parents! and having it rain halfway! getting cold thighs! walking so much. ruining my shoes! ruining my jeans!
bah.
i think i will shower and go back to sleep. please wake me up at quarter to 12.
oh yeah i saw ben's mom!! (benjamin, marc, nic) hmmhmmm..........!! poor benjamin tho i really miss seeing him! and then they started talking abt shakeela... sigh. i realise, my cousin first came to ssc in 1990! ever since then there's always been one of us there =p all the suckers in harimau!! XD but yeah, i'm the last of the fong clan here, unless you count nic fong (who's not really that that related to us =s). awww we're all growing up! crap i'm lk the second youngest in the fong clan. it's so weird....... =s=s=s nic is already lk in std 1?! last i rmb of him was a teeny tiny boy who was well, teenie tinie.
and well, except marc (who left) every single fong has been a harimau captain. scarily enough, hse captain. i feel... what's that called? pressure? ah well, i'll make fong history then. "First Fong Attending Cempaka And Listening To Datin Talk Muchness To Not Become Harimau House Captain". wheee. the award goes to..... me. yay. proudness?!
wedding dinner tonite at marco polo. i go to all these weddings even tho i dont know these ppl! am i related to them?! i must be, but why don't i know them... =s nvm i get a chance to dress up!

hmmhmmm-i was tagged! *gasp*

welll..... since su lin DID mention my name twice... *touchedXD**mockbow* XDXDXD (nothing to do with the fact that i'm terribly bored, of course!)


Seven things you plan to do before you die
1. meet my soul mate (yes, i do believe in tht kinda stuff...) and get together w that person
2. erm........ it. XD (with tht special person, why not?!)
3. always be there for my family. make my family proud. at least then my parents'd rmb my name properly!!!
4. be a nice person (*cough*) and have tons of friends and love and be loved... mhmmm.
5. i dunno........ visit the lake isle of innisfreee? (ahahHAHHAHahahahHA) naw... nigeria falls.
6. get a stamp on my passport for each country i visit. its honestly very rewarding. so far i;ve only got london and perth. and finish my travel list. including caravanning abt mat salleh-ish countryside, if i have time.
7. cungkilkan a talent. (isnt 'cungkil' such a toothpicky word...) (i have a long list!) get a good well-paying un-crookish career that i love. even if i die young, i want some of my parents pension fund to come from my income...)

Seven things you can do
1. be incredibly unreasonable
2. hrm.... get an incredibly alarming case of stage fright and end up forgetting my ENTIRE song. (owie)
3. get so absorbed in a book... its goood.
4. erm..... i could go near fiery the wild stray cat who adopted us and let no human but me near it?! and i can cuddle gaffy! and i can get her to knead on my thighs! most cats wouldnt really??i think?
5. do things i know i'll regret. which of course, i do.
6. sleep thru the loudest noisiest thunderstorm... whee?
7. punch hard in my sleep. that is, if you try waking me up when i'm tired. =)

Seven celebrity crushes
OOOH (my fav XD!) tom felton!! (omg, hot!!!) jeremy sumpter (i'd go to neverland... =p) jesse mccartney, matt ballinger, corey sevier (seen his muscles? drool-land?!) will smith, matt damon.... AWWW there's not enough space for the rest!!! =(

Seven often-repeated words
1. urm
2. ohmygosh (or any other way of saying it)
3. ugggh
4. hahah!! (XD)
5. oh well
6. sighs
7. i mean (su lin does too, its a common phrase i spose?!)

Seven physical traits you look for in the opposite sex
1. hot! duh! =D oh wait! errrm........ muscular. not too much but just right. not flabby (angel me)
2. masculine. i mean, i wouldnt want to look more male than a male!!!!!
3. nice hands...
4. ....a nicer back
5. cute smile =p
6. oh and a nice bum. (innocent little me still...)
7. older than me! (paedophilia-so not fun. i;d have to go for guys who are what, 12?!)

Seven tags go to
su lin tagged them all!! nvm shall send tags to the non-blogging community! hmph!
1. zulle zulle zulle
2. ly ly ly ly ly ly ly
3. shen shen shen shen shen
4. errrrm. oh wait!! (very inactive blogger) al al al al al al al
5. (stuck in wilderness) jadeeEEEYYYYY!!~~!!~
6. ohh (blogger right? forgot) darreeeennnnNNNN khuuuu!
7. po leen. tho she nvr reads this. tho noone here reads this :S except khu. sad. oh WELL!!!


Three names you go by
1. kah ann (everyone calls me tht!)
2. ann (family's fine, but i dont lk uncle albert calling me tht... =s)
3. aggy pea (cough. not willingly hey.)

Three screen names you've had
1. (ermmmm!!) ugggh (i think?!)
2. (omg, lk i;d rmb!!) oooh!! 'daisy'!!! rmb s club jrs?!?!? the video automatic high!! ahahaha
3. (blank!!) felttip?!?! =s

Three physical things you like about yourself
1. oh.
2. my.
3. god.

Three physical things you don't like about yourself
1. figure (and fingers/toes....)
2. height
3. face and hair! (so what if thats two?!)

Three parts of your heritage
1. cantonese ppl (so called apparently-my mom says my dads faking it tho... urm?!)
2. teochew ppl (my moms so proud of their weird ohnee which tastes surprisingly good)
3. well. looking at both my parents, madness. =)

Three things that scare you
1. (erm.... lets not say anything abt my more thought abt fears shall we.... heehee!)
being one fo those ppl i can't stand and having ppl hate me
2. failing in my life
3. not getting straight As.

Three drinks (alcoholic or non)
1. shandy!! (XD)
2. sun up mango!! yummieee
3. rootbeer!

Three of your everyday essentials
1. toilet roll. mmhmm..
2. ermm....... family/frens!
3. full use of all my limbs and brain.

Three things you are wearing right now
1. ermmm my dads company's shirt? our family unofficial 'uniform' cos its so comfy.
2. my sisters prefects skirt, the old one. its comfy!
3. ermmm... glasses!

Three of your favourite movies
1. thumbelina!!!!!!!!!!!
2. grease!! yummy soundtrack!
3. sixteen candles

Two truths and a lie
1. i dont lie. hmmhmm..
2. i succumb to newsie fanfic now and then.
3. my tv requires whacking to function properly.

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you
1. i dont care. i'm going into psychological. whee!! smart (enouhg)!
2. good humour
3. must realllly really lvoe me even with all my flaws.

Three careers you are considering, or have considered
1. nothing to do with needles/blood/gore/mutation/deformities/public/critics/publisity.
2. accountant, maybe? starting a chain supermarket lk sainsbury's, make it rule, and selling it off?
3. making headlines by flying off to nvrland. mmhmm. i'm too young for a proper career choice. shuttup! =p

Three ways that you are stereotypically a guy (no, i'm a girl. watch it!)
1. i can PMS!!! XD
2. i freak out when i get pimples or gain weight/incheswaist-wise
3. i like guys. (XD)

Three people you would like to see take this quiz now
1. weng!!! (i can just imagine him go--- errrrrrr..........)
2. zulle! (cos she nvr visits =( )
3. someoneverycute. hsi yi. cant wait to see him put this sadistically.

oh shit!! gnite.

grilled vege foldover =s

hmm... noones online and not away!
iceblox is nice! so what if i played it in lk lower primary. so what if pixel pete keeps dying thx to me! pah! =)
yes i'm in a happy mood. whee.
sorry pixel pete. stuipid red eyeball levae my penguin alone!!!
ahahahahahaha. laughing is good for the soul. i decree it so.
its so near yr end! ='( i dont wanna leave f3 2005..... its the best year!
is there more to life than partying? i came across this q a few days back... sorta anyway. theres family? =p theres studies XD theres sports and theres activities. so childish thinking i spose. but still!!!
i've got a lovely of coconuts
beeddeedeedumm here there areeE stadning in a row....
big ones smalll ones some as big as ur head!
EhhHHH!! is there choir on wed? i hvnt sang for ageees i miss choir!!!
whee.

flap.flap.flap.

was actually tidying up my bks... but then its so depressing... i cant seem to imagine living wout all these bks! and then i realised, holy crap, nxt yre is f4 edi. i want a time capsule. hide there. nvr come out. it'll always be 2005 and f3. =p thatd be nice. i think.
and i found an SRP book. nvr knew i had it. shall keep it for fun. probly my cousin's.
i cant throw away any of my bks!! :(
throwing away books is meant to be easy. books are NOT sentimental property. at least not meant to be. and its not meant to remind me that one day i'll have to grow up.
friends both close and not can be irritating at times. but i guess its important to tolerate it and all, cos friends are best kept, not lost?
today someone not-so-close insulted a not-THat-close-but-close friend. i couldve slapped that person for being so tactless and mean! ish! i mean! how dare.
i dont like the idea of growing up. it relates to parting into different paths and scattering about the globe. which makes me think that people do pop in and out of your life. everyone does, except family i guess. and so, i want to be someone who leaves an impression (a good one too, mind,) on the loves i'll be 'popping' in and out of. i dont mean preaching. sadly i doubt i'm nice enough to do that. oh well. screw it.
right. the books.

bloody horror

kill biilll is a terrible show. and kill bill 2! i mean, the blood?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
aaaaaaah!!!
i hid behind the couch. in my defence, the blood gushing everywhere was overwhelming!!! and lucky for me i had al XD. and the guys were LAUGHING during every bloody scene!! wth!! and then, every panting breath (dying suonds) the guys would be lk.... what a weird orgasm. uhHUH.
i missed the end. but weng told me. bill is such a paedaphile. HAH he died! HAH! yeah man!!! whee!!
oh my the lunch hy's parents prepared for us! wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. 12 of us. 4 pizzas, 2 (gargantuan, hah i use the word more than that one eyed freaky woman) plates of chicken wings and nuggets, two (gigantic) plates of jelly, two (or was it one... very big) plate/s of carrot cake. oh and fruits too. very, very, shocking amount of food that filled the entire table. and how many bottles of coke?!?! 5?6?!
hahahhahaha
but it was fun!!!!
eurotrip was um..... well i turned around most of the time. ignoring the fact it was I who brought the dvd, i hadnt even watched before a third of what i saw today... cos i'm innocent!! loll!!

lucky me

die crow, die. dont take it too impersonally. my hating you is not on behalf of all humans. maybe some like you relieving your bowels on them, however, i hope you get shot the next crow-shooting they have. whee. that felt good.
but what i dont get is my parents thinking i actually will go shopping with essence a la crow excrement on my shirt/hair. =s. nvm. i've washed my hair about 10 times with shampoo. just hope it dsnt fall off now. sighs./
anyway!!!!!!
after lunch i so did not know what to do with myself! so i washed and scrubbed my balcony. cleaned the terapin home. wanted to clean the moss off his shell but he tried to bite me!!! bloody hell. sighs. fine. he can have his unfashionably mossy shell if he likes. bad-tempered old mossy terrapin. bah.

yuin fang (?!?!?!)

i learnt a new word today! its chinese! i'm 0.000000000000000000001% less banana than i was! yeah! honestly, how do ppl learn chinese anyway? mystery.
wj has officially likened me to a wonder of the world. i am a................ pyramid. bow to me, worship me, admire my wonderful pyramid-ish structure. mmhmm!
one day away..............................
i realised my parents love me a lot. i feel lk a minyak yang penuh yang ditatang?!?!?! wtv!?!?! its not a nice feeling. its rattish.
i miss my sporean song. =( why you so like that ahhhh?

the evil plot.

today i overheard my parents. they had this evil plan to fatten me up in hope i'll grow taller. why do i feel sceptical. i shall resist the temptation of buffets. std 6 gain still engraved in memory. yipes!

groan. whineeeeeeeeeeeee i feel baddddddddddd.... like a big rat. dont lk the feeling. go away.
nvm. lalala. i'm shutting up.

bloody exams! go away. exams go away come never aga-ain.
bah.

there are soo many movie coming up! cant wait!!!!
just how many more freaking days. 3?! ticktock!

going to arrange an outing w sze wen and yi tang. maybe can get tai yang too. whee.

winged

yesterday was evanas bday!! still hvnt wrapped her pressie. hm. nvm, at least i have half of it edi. the other half i have to buy after pmr.
time really does fly dsnt it. i can rmb the day i found out abt ks' big crush. that was lk, almost two yrs ago.(i was the first to squeeze it out of him! HAH! XD) i rmb starting this yr and getting all hyper and all... i rmb last yr! hehhe. i miss having jade in class! and jas in our class! all the laughter's subsided-ish now. somehow i miss chloe too, tho i barely knew her? sighs. i miss eating in class! bio lab, lol. no more chance.
i'm gna miss all the ppl leaving this yr. sniffs. lets kidnap them. ransom not money, a signed contract saying they'd be sent back to ssc. heehee
i rmb the first time we came bck to school and the canteen felt so definitely wrong and weird and different and not-nice, lk a kfc-in-the-zoo-negara-type restaurant!
i rmb my first ever airplane flight! it was after upsr! i was so happy and excited until i got into the plane and sat down and then both ming and i freaked out, and she started praying i think... how helpful. i rmb being terrified crapless of shen jin! and thinking jy was darren and jay son was jy and darren didnt exist... (runs away from some ppl, shall not mention names hohoho) lalallaa
i rmb being so freakishly thrilled when i got the 5As for upsr. i hope i'll feel the same come pmr spm alevels olevels uni work fine i'm going too far.
weird isnt it. that was so long ago yet so recent. hee. it is.
and over time ppl have come and gone.

i refuse to be fined!

bahbahbah
if i dont get 7As, ARRRGGG. bm1 i think i mustve gotten lk 20 wrongs? CHOI knock wood.
i KNOW i screwed my bm 1 at least. and my eng 1.
i just got reminded abt the bloody cos q in math. i mean i thought it wouldnt come out so i didnt bother butbutbut! arrggggggggggh.
if i get a B for english!!!!!!!! where to hide?!?!
sighs. so scared. i want to sleep. i nvr want my results. sniff.
ooh. oc!

lalallaala the computer called me. i was too nice to ignore.

dont you hate it when ppl are upset with others and end up lecturing you?!?!
bah. humbug!
anyway,
two more papers to freedom!
LALALALALLALALALAALA
i love my cat!! gaffy walked today. i mean, while i was breakfasting she put two hands on a box and walked. with only her legs. so cute!!!!!!! =) cats are gorgiest!
so darling, darling staaaaand!! by meeee!!! darn. i blame ms lim su lin. heehee!
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow.
i love the teapot song!
i have officially invited myself over to hys hse. or rather, pressured him into adding my name into the *guest list*. hohoho. whee?

hmm. i love reading stupid articles.



Men: This Sport Can Leave You Impotent

Beware of cycling. Traditional bike saddles--the kind that that have a pointed nose and a narrow end--definitely play a role in sexual impotence, The New York Times reports of a new study from Boston University.

This food can damage men's fertility. Click to find out what it is.

Some saddles are more damaging than others, but even ergonomic seats that are supposed to protect men's sexual organs can be harmful. The Journal of Sexual Medicine has published three articles that summarize about a dozen studies, leading Dr. Steven Schrader, a reproductive health expert who studies cycling at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, to write in an accompanying editorial that claims it's no longer a question of "whether or not bicycle riding on a saddle causes erectile dysfunction." It does.

How many men wear boxers? How many prefer their tighty-whities? When it comes to men, what's normal?

The Boston University researchers, along with a team of doctors in Italy, found that the more a man rides his bike, the greater is his risk for impotence. Schrader is quick to note that men shouldn't stop cycling altogether, and those who ride rarely or for just a short time shouldn't worry at all. But if you spend many hours a week on your bicycle, you should be concerned. About 5 percent of men who are avid bike riders suffer severe to moderate erectile dysfunction, but doctors think the numbers are much higher since many are too embarrassed to discuss it or fail to associate the problem with their bike riding.

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What's a cycling man to do? Marc Sani, publisher of Bicycle Retailer and Industry News, advises men to go to a bike store and get fitted properly on the bike. Also, body weight seems to be an important factor. Heavier men, who exert more pressure on the bike saddle, are more likely to become impotent from cycling.



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